Amazing Funny Quotes

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire...


I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

10 must read quotes

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.




2. Marry a man or woman you love to talk to. As you get

older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.




3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep

all you want.


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